Birthdays |
Wedding Anniversary |
Saucy/Get Bent |
Get Your Own Back |
Christmas |
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Roses are red
Pigs are pink Have a great birthday And loads to drink |
Roses are red
Cats are spayed Happy anniversary From your gorgeous bridesmaid |
Roses are red
I have a black thong Not that you would notice Coz it's been that long! |
Roses are red
You've left me for another So I've pissed in your tea And slept with your brother |
Roses are red
I love you lots But I won't if you buy me More bloody socks! |
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Roses are red
Hip hip hooray Well not really As you're 30 today |
Roses are red
Violets are blue Can you believe its a year Since you last said I do |
Roses are red
Beer comes in flagons Thank you so much For my lovely orgasms |
Roses are red
I feel such a pratt I hear that you're pregnant I thought it was fat |
Roses are red
Humbugs are sweets Your presents were crap Can I have the receipts? |
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Roses are red
Sex is naughty Do you still think you'll do it Now you are 40 |
Roses are red
They are very thorny After all these years I still think you're horny |
Roses are red
I'm writing this letter To say pack your bags I've met someone better |
Roses are red
So is my car I thought this year you would appreciate This padded bra! |
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Roses are red
Forks have handles I think you'll need a hand this year To blow out all your candles |
Roses are red
They have a nice scent No need for that fake girlfriend We all know you're bent |
Roses are red
Cats do pounce I'm leaving you today Because it is size that counts |
Roses are red
Birds eat ants Shame they don't make Mens padded pants! |
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Roses are red
Like a smacked bum Have a fab year Being 21 |
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Roses are red
Like a smacked bum If anyone asks You're still 31 |